Social life

Just when I thought that I hardly have a social life, my mate called me up for a night out the other day but then I was too tired. My apologies.

I tend to wake up early in the morning and bid my bed farewell to prepare for work. After the long hours at work, the first thing you think of after dinner probably is your bed too right? ... Ok, maybe not.

And then it hit me that it's not just me that has got problem with my bed. I remembered what Guy Browning said in his book, that children have to go to bed, and their parents have to put them to bed, then, there is old people who wants to go to bed, and how young lovers don't want to get out of bed..

Thus by definition, it should be safe saying that people with a social life are those who have a dysfunctional relationship with their bed?

What the heck.. Things have been great this week.. Quite happening I must say.. from Oriental Daily dinner to Media Prima screening to Kancil Awards to Tanjung Sepat day-trip and then All-American Rejects tonight!

I've got some tickets to spare.

Call me. You know you want to :D

Why did the emo kid cross the road?

Hope the picture above tells you a little bit about what an emo is.

Now here's some emo jokes..

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall?
Anything.

So, an emo kid walks into a bar…
Then he quickly leaves to go home and write in his Livejounal about it.

How can you tell it’s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude?
Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog.

Why do emo kids always take the flight that leaves at midnight?
They prefer to take the red-eye.

What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.

What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
“Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention.”

What do emo kids use as birth control?
Their personalities.

If a blonde and an emo jump off a bridge, who drowns first?
The blonde- from the emo’s tears on the way down.

“Tickle Me Elmo was so last year. Now it’s…Cry With Me Emo!”

and by now, you should know why did the emo kid cross the road.

To get a box of tissues of course!

Attention Seeker

One says "if you hold yourself back because you're afraid of looking stupid, you'll never be the center of attention." Great, that just explains what we had to endure on a daily basis.. coping with the attention seeker.

So you want to know what's a good word for an attention seeker or someone who's very "needy"?

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Drama queen lah..

Or if you happened to ask your boyfriend/girlfriend for their opinion,

the answer would probably = (__fill in your name__)

Ok, It's just a joke, don't be so uptight. =)

Message from a friend

Below is a message from a friend.

"how you doing dude? just going through facebook mates. think a lot of people are missing you here, sure you don't feel the same :)

drugs are cheap but the wrong ones, those that don't expand the mind, those that shrink it :)

anyway your the straight geezer, whats that topic about hey?

things going right for me here i think. shame it cost a bit to much money to send you live chickens to your gaff, think in your nieghbourhood there must be proper ones there. yes turning into a farmer. loving it.

what you up to these days dude? Mr intellectual must have a fat job these days, especially after YM experiences (seen the shit of life). if your back into media try organise some free airtime. i'll do my best to promote rehabilitation and sell a few chicken QVC style. pick up the phones and dial :D

anyway mate, hope your doing OK and still pulling the ladies as i know you do. behind every good man there is a good woman. so they say, think the woman should be beside the bloke, not in from or behind. just right. think numbs needs some women i dont know, lol"

tk travelling buddy

I misses all the great fun too. And while I'm not around, behave..

Officially Missing You <3

Youth

I'm working on youth project currently and one of the interesting thing to share is the definition of youth.

According to Wikipedia, Youth is the period between childhood and adulthood, described as the period of physical and psychological development from the onset of puberty to maturity and early adulthood.

Definitions of the specific age range that constitutes youth varies. An individual's actual maturity may not correspond to their chronological age, as immature individuals exists at all ages. I like the last part - Immature individuals exist at all ages.

Understanding the youth these days is so tricky. You have to really put yourself in their shoes. In order to do that, you need to think like one. Better still, act like one.

So before you set out and tell the youngsters that you understand them, ask yourself this:

Do you call your home - my crib?

Do you use the word Chill or Chillin?

Do you have bling-bling?

You get the idea..

Serve it right

I dump all the chilled beers in the sink, pour in some ice. Light my ciggy and enjoy a good smoke while waiting for it to get real chilled before enjoying my 'refreshed' beers. It goes down real smooth if it's real cold.

The question some ask,

does beer taste better near frozen?

I see promotions for 0 degree beers! How about that!

Right, unless you like the taste of water, you don't want your beer to be served in frozen glasses! or what ever 0 degree beers.. Norly, the beer won't taste exactly like water but being ultra cold really does dull the flavor and aroma of the beers.

So at what temperature should we serve our beer? The rough guide suggests that for German beer or American lager, we should serve it fridge cold. If it's bigger craft beer, we serve it at fridge temp. And if it's a huge barleywine, imperial stout or belgian quad, serve it at cellar temp(50-60°F).

Seriously, I dont think you'd bothered much after the fourth, or is it fifth pint? oh nevermind.. after all, Sobriety diminishes, discriminates, and says no, while drunkenness expands, unites and says yes!

(P/S. I drink responsibly.)

Tongue twister - Why is it so hard to say?

Try these fast

She sells seashells by the seashore.

The shells she sells are surely seashells.

So if she sells shells on the seashore,

I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

So why is it so damn hard to say "She sells seashells by the seashore" five times fast?

When researchers at the University of Illinois asked college students to read tongue twisters alongside everyday sentences, they found that in addition to being difficult to say, these dastardly phrases take longer to write on paper.

What does this mean? That we trip over tongue twisters because they trigger a cognitive failure, not a physical failure.

And now that your tongue is off the hook, it can get back to failing at foreplay.

Petronas Deepavali Ad

The PETRONAS festive tv commercials are among the most anticipated by the Malaysian during festive periods.

Check out the tvc for Deepavali below.

LoL for Muthusamy Karuppiah!

Happy Deepavali chaps!

G - Force

A group of guinea pigs trained by the government to work in espionage, armed with the latest high-tech spy equipment, soon discover that the fate of the world is in their paws.

Tapped for the G-Force are guinea pigs Darwin the squad leader determined to succeed at all costs; Blaster, an outrageous weapons expert with tons of attitude and a love for all things extreme; and Juarez a sexy martial arts pro; plus the literal fly-on-the-wall reconnaissance expert, Mooch, and a star-nosed mole, Speckles, the computer and information specialist.

Along the way, the G-Force encounters myriad other members of the animal kingdom, including pet shop layabout Hurley and the rabidly territorial hamster Bucky. 10 minutes into the movie and you'll have your favourite hamster. I'm partial to Juarez. Check out the trailer here

Media Planning at it's best?

This is Lynx

You get the idea..

moob

What is a moob?

A moob is a term used for a man with man-breast, or man-boobs. Hence the shortened name - "moobs"

Take a look below for different type of moobs.

and the advertisement about it..

Facebook group, random post

While checking out Facebook group, it came to my discovery that not everyone logs into the group often enough even when they're a member of a group.

Ask yourself when is the last time you log into your Facebook group? I for one, would normally joined, look around and try to take part in discussions then forgets about it after a week or two. My own gaming group generally died due to lack of updates.

Oh well.. not exactly, sometimes I do get some jackass who abuse the wall post to seek attention. Like the average tard, these people doesn't have an obvious motive in the group. I'd always assume that these people were not given enough attention when they were young. Probably so few it hardly manage to confirm their worth as human.

I think that if we want to make people engage actively in a group, we'll need something different, maybe some genre that will encourage the members to automatically generates topics. Something that will engage them, captivate them, make them come back for more..

Maybe.. Sexology is a good idea..

Oops..

(Okay, I'm totally knackered and I don't know what I'm talking about..)

What's wrong with that?

I was walking in the 1Utama shopping mall and then I realized that I am going in the wrong direction. What I did, I turned over and walked back to where I came from. I realized that some people behind me saw what happened and I absofreakinglutely can tell, that they were amused.

Alright, I'm freaking sure that this happened to you too, that you walked the wrong direction and when you realized that, some of you instead of just turning over and walk back from where you came from, you stood there for a while pretending to look for directions, or check your watch, or phone and some of you even walked the whole round just so that it seem like you know where you were going.

Yeah, I can see that some of you are laughing now, losers!