Asking for favors

There was this guy that couldn't get laid because he had a 25-inch dick! So one day he decided to get it shortened and goes to the doctor.

After a few minutes of intense examination the doctor delivers the bad news. The doctor could not possibly reduce it and suggested that he go to a witch in the woods nearby.

So off the guy goes into the woods and he finds the witch. "This is what I want you to do," the doctor says. "Go a little further into the woods and you'll come to a pond. There'll be a frog there that can talk. Every time you ask the frog to marry you and he says no, your dick will decrease by five inches."

The guy went deeper into the woods until he comes across a pond and sees the frog. "Froggy," he yells, "will you marry me?" The frog rolls his eyes and yells "NO!" The man looks at his dick and sees that it has decreased to 20 inches.

Again, the man yells to the frog, "Froggy, will you marry me?" The frog rolls his eyes and goes "NO!" Now his dick is down to 15 inches, and he figures 10 is ideal.

So once more he yells, "Froggy, will you marry me?" The frog looks up one last time and says, "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? NO! NO! NO!"

(The moral of the story is - know when to stop when you're asking for favors.)